Monthly Archives: October 2011
Tongue of flame Speaks silky lies. Golden bed under watchful eyes. Deep in wilderness, Deep in cave, Greedy and cruel, Rogue and knave. What am I? Answer: Red Dragon
Why did the orc throw his spear away? Answer: The spearhead was on the wrong end.
Why did the orc pay half price for ice? Answer: It was melted.
What did one stirge say to the other stirge? Answer: Hiya sucker.
Why did the orc cut his finger off? Answer: He wanted to write shorthand.
What did the lurker above say to the unwary dungeon adventurers? Answer: Hands up! I’ve got you covered.
What did an orc’s big toe say to his little toe? Answer: There’s a heel following us.
What could you put into a pouch filled with 1000 gold pieces that would make it lighter? It isn’t magic but it works very well. Answer: A slit. Ask any thief. : )
Which is the furriest side of a giant lynx? Answer: The outside.
When are giant rats most likely to enter a dungeon room? Answer: When the door is open.