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Riddles & Jokes

Riddle — Tongue of Flames

Tongue of flame Speaks silky lies. Golden bed under watchful eyes. Deep in wilderness, Deep in cave, Greedy and cruel, Rogue and knave. What am I? Answer: Red Dragon

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Joke — Stupid Spear

Why did the orc throw his spear away? Answer: The spearhead was on the wrong end.

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Joke — Ice

Why did the orc pay half price for ice? Answer: It was melted.

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Joke — The Stirge

What did one stirge say to the other stirge? Answer: Hiya sucker.

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Joke — The Orc

Why did the orc cut his finger off? Answer: He wanted to write shorthand.

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Joke — The Lurker

What did the lurker above say to the unwary dungeon adventurers? Answer: Hands up! I’ve got you covered.

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Joke — The Big Toe

What did an orc’s big toe say to his little toe? Answer: There’s a heel following us.

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Joke — Make it Lighter

  What could you put into a pouch filled with 1000 gold pieces that would make it lighter?  It isn’t magic but it works very well.     Answer: A slit.  Ask any thief.   : )

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Joke — the Furriest

  Which is the furriest side of a giant lynx?     Answer: The outside.

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Joke — Giant Rats

  When are giant rats most likely to enter a dungeon room?       Answer: When the door is open.

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